Um...Hi?

My therapist recommended having someplace that I could record my thoughts. Something just for me, a refuge. So...is this going to work? Who knows. I've tried to keep journals in the past and it's never worked, so I can't say that I have a lot of faith in this. But he really seems to think it's a good idea (my therapist is a he. For the sake of this let's just call him Jack B.)

I guess eventually maybe I'll get the hang of writing in here more often, but for now can I just say that it crapping sucks being a Smoked Turkey Sandwich sometimes, I don't care what anyone says about being the best kind of turkey or the world of topping options. Because guess what, in the end you're still just a goddarn sandwich. Do you want to know what I think about, late at night, when I can't fall asleep? Having legs.

Chew on that.